The conversation began with a good female friend of mine asking me what a guy looks for in a gal that makes her very very rare?Â Oh boy.. how do I get out of answering that?Â Well, I couldn’t.
So, I began to consider speaking aloud the various thoughts flowing through my mind, and all the while my mind was reminding me that a man saying his thoughts to a woman is very much like walking through mine field… we know there are mines out there but we can’t see ’em!Â We know we will no doubt step on them by saying one of our ‘original’ thoughts, and then ‘ouch’! This is why sometimes guys will just say, ‘um hum’, or ‘sure’, and hope we can find a game to watch with a commercial she might like?
A wise man holds his tongue right? So I opted to remain silent.Â But she did not.Â She had recently had a break up, and was very curious as to how a guy thinks, and I was the only guy in the room.Â So, she pushed harder for two things that a guy looks for in a girl, that make her both attractive yet different. Â She wanted to know what makes a woman RARE?
You all should know that I am not comfortable speaking for the entire male species, but I could see I needed to come up with something.Â So, I began to dig deep, really deep to come up with two things that men look for in a woman that make her both attractive and rare. So off into the minefield I go.
I told her that it’s a given that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, BUT… there are a couple of things that make a woman very, very, very rare, and different from all others.Â Her eyes got a little wider, and a nice smile began showing on her curious face.Â She scooted forward in her chair anticipating what was to come.Â “SO”? she said, “What are these two things”?Â She paused, and said, “No, no, let me guess, let me guess”.Â It was fine with me if she guessed, because if she got it right that was less pressure on me for saying something stupid.Â So she began to almost shout out answers…Â She covered everything from a woman’s job, to fingernails, to shoes, eye liner, to where she shopped (as if?), to her hair, to her car, pets, parents, and on and on.Â She could see she was no where close to the two things I was holding as hidden cards close to my vest.Â Her smile went away and she sat quietly ..waiting.
I told her that she was guessing all the things that only women care about, and that’s not what guys find rare.Â She seemed to understand.Â And then she yelled, “Then what are the two things guys find in a girl that make them RARE”?Â
People all I know is what I see, and what I’ve seen.Â So, to me the obvious and only answer to this question is; that it’s very, very, very rare to find a female that likes to drink milk, and watch The Three Stooges.Â I could be wrong? Randomly ask any girl if they like milk, or the Stooges.. see for yourself.
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